Quilter's Head Hurts

My head hurts.  Wanna know why?  Because I did not fix my hair, today.  Since I was too lazy to do that, I put on a hat.  Then, I got "hat hair" which was worse than my hair before putting on the hat.  Now, it is 9:14 p.m. and I have had this stupid hat on all day.  My head hurts. Vanity, thy name is "Dianne."