This little ditty has one, and only One Purpose...to create pure unadulterated Jealousy! Tomorrow, I am heading out with my friend, Jan, to Shreveport to get a massage. Oh wait, I forgot that there is also a facial in the works. And, the piece de resistance? I got it all for half price! Any one out there noticing a stranger in your midst? A stranger with green eyes -- a MONSTER perhaps?? Terrific. Say, "Hi," to him because we are very well acquainted.
Of course, if this massage turns out like the last one, that Monster is wasting his time.