Threads from My Head

(6 miles)

I am never looking in a mirror again. O.K., my mistake was turning on the "Miss Universe 2009" contest. Jeez. Sometimes I wish I could be Samantha on Bewitched (there I go again, giving away my "era") and give each and every one of those contestants a huge zit on the end of their perfect noses. I should be ashamed, shouldn't I? Well, I am but just a tinsy winsy bit. I mean, how fair is it that one person gets to look like they do, let alone an entire contest full of them.....I am going to go eat some ice cream...with chocolate,....and
nuts.....